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good dicking
Erin and Sloan: How was last night, Morgan?
Morgan: Will Cox gave me a good dicking, so you could say it went well.
Erin and Sloan: yeah Girlie!!!
Morgan: Will Cox gave me a good dicking, so you could say it went well.
Erin and Sloan: yeah Girlie!!!
good dicking by bonerpatrol456 March 6, 2016
Dicking Down
Dicking Down by A.C. Sativa December 30, 2013
Proper Dicking
When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.
Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"
Friend: "Very well"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"
Friend: "Very well"
Proper Dicking by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013
Curb-dicking
To irresponsibly use the allotted space on a street curb to park, allowing no room for other drivers.
Example:
1. (trying to find a parking spot): "Ah jeez- look at this guy curb-dicking. I guess I'll try circling the block."
2. "I heard Gabe is a curb-dicker. James was pretty upset last week."
1. (trying to find a parking spot): "Ah jeez- look at this guy curb-dicking. I guess I'll try circling the block."
2. "I heard Gabe is a curb-dicker. James was pretty upset last week."
Curb-dicking by nicholblack December 13, 2020
Bruce Dickinson
The Frontman of the popular British Metal Act, Iron Maiden, One of the greatest ever metal artists ever.
He was the successor of the band after Paul Di'anno, left after the "Fear of the Dark" album and Blaze Bailey stepped in and Bruce came back on the 2000 album "Brave New World" and has been there ever since
He was the successor of the band after Paul Di'anno, left after the "Fear of the Dark" album and Blaze Bailey stepped in and Bruce came back on the 2000 album "Brave New World" and has been there ever since
Bruce Dickinson by Bob Bobberson June 13, 2005
vodka dicking
vodka dicking by milsyway June 16, 2016
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.