Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie
Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very
popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with
food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units