A group of UK soccer players on vacation in the US discovered that the beach they were on was a GAY beach. "Look at this Clive. The bloody place is crawling with dinnermashers!"
When an individual or group of people intentionally show up, uninvited, to the same restaurant/location as another (unknowing) group or individual with the intention to piss off the unknowing group by (hopefully) sitting directly next to them.
Steve and Jenna made a reservation at Dee's restaurant for a nice romantic evening. Steve mentioned this to his friend Bobby casually during the day. Bobby decided it would be funny to get a group of friends together and also dine at Dee's restaurant that night. Bobby's group of 6 arrived before Steve and Jenna and were seated. When steve and Jenna walked in, they were surprised (and a little pissed off) to see the uninvited guests snickering at them as they were seated close by. Steve and Jenna got Dinnerbombed!
Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units
Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and BeanCrunch, pet
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.