dinken

A slang meaning idiot.

Brad: Did you see what Travis did!
Scott: Ye. He's a bit of a dinken.

by WhenGamingKalieds November 7, 2021

DINKER

Dual Income No Kids Early Retirees

I'm jealous at those couples; they are both dinkers! Having dual income and no kids can really make people become financially independent faster!

by Rhodnius January 16, 2018

Crinkly Dinker

"crinkly dinker" describes someone or something that's needlessly complex, confusing, or inefficient. It could imply that the person or thing is causing unnecessary complications or difficulties due to their actions or attributes.

Despite his promises of efficiency, his approach to project management turned out to be a crinkly dinker, leading to unnecessary complications and delays.

by Beancakeman August 17, 2023

dinkin flicka

Made popular in a recent episode of "The Office", dinkin flicka roughly translates to "That's life" or "C'est la vie".

It can be used in many circumstances and basically means, 'well, what can you do about it?.. that's life'
The expression is generally used in response to horrible circumstances and is often repeated in agreement by the one in the bad situation.

According to the Office, the expression is "something us Negroes say" but dinkin flicka has recently gained popularity among other ethnic groups.

Darryl: I grew up in the hood.
Michael: dinkin flicka.
Darryl: dinkin flicka.

I just got shot!
dinkin flicka...
yea.. dinkin flicka...

by Charlie Baker July 30, 2008

dinked

Term used in Counter-Strike that means to be shot in the head, but not killed. The "dink" part of this work comes from the sound a bullet makes when it hits a helmet.

Pack-a-Stan (RADIO): Go Go Go...
....ten seconds later...
Pack-a-Stan (Team): WOW NO BACKUP I GOT DINKED!

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 21, 2006

dickenshloush

The partaking in chopping ones dick off and putting in into a blender while attempting to play twister

Dude I totally dickenshloushed with jacob garrett and jason last night it was weird

by Dickenshloush October 24, 2015

Sneaky Dickens

A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.

"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."

"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."

by Jagmeat March 11, 2021