Dingwell

Someone who publishes a vast quantity of academic papers whilst wearing a blue suit jacket. A 'Dingwell' normally exhumes an magic aura that makes people think they are not working hard and/or fast enough, and has a special affinity for glass and moose.

Don't buy that suit jacket, you'll look like a right Dingwell

by TeamMoose April 6, 2011

dingwell

Somebody who is very loud, yet very wrong all the time. Not just some of the time, but all the time.

It can also mean the little pieces of feces that dangle from a dogs butt.

He's such a dingwell, needs to grow up, be quiet, and realize he's never right about anything.

by smartdeclaration April 8, 2011

Dingwell’d

Verb: Being scammed, tricked, suckered, or otherwise misled by a proven, pathological liar who despite all evidence to the contrary, won’t back down from the lie; constantly being given vague answers to direct questions; asking for a certain number of Facebook likes before releasing important information;

Like the previous president, Donald Trump has dingwell’d the American People in numerous fronts.

When participating in Meriden Talks FB Group one regularly gets dingwell’d. Only the dummies and dopes fall for it.

by VastIgnorance February 16, 2018

Dingwall Academy

A supreme fail of everything related to Failing.

dont go there, its a dingwall academy

by sxcparis May 11, 2009

dingwally

a non-swear to call someone doing something innane - generally best used when yelling at another driver or in reference to someone rather than to their face

Look at this dingwally trying to make a K turn on the freeway!

by at7777 April 9, 2010

Dingwall

A last name originating from ancient Scotland and Scandinavian Viking warrior clans.

Boy-Is that actually what the Dingwall Vikings looked like?
Teacher-Yes they were a powerful bloodthirsty clan!

by Wiseone456 June 15, 2016

Dingell Berry

Those really annoying pieces of shit that get caught in your ass hairs and get stuck; they then proceedt to avoid the wiping and get all hard and turn into little turd balls, that must me torn out at a later time.... very painful...

Dude that fuckin dingell berry wont fall off-its gonna drive me nuts...

by Jeremy Pearce February 23, 2004