v. to change a coworker's desktop background to a photograph of congressman John Dingell because they left their computer unlocked. The goofier the photo and the longer it takes the victim to notice, the better the Dingell.
Jen: Look, Larry left his laptop open.
Bob: Quick! Dingell his ass before he comes back!
Larry (later on): God dammit! Who fucking Dingelled me!?
Bob: Quick! Dingell his ass before he comes back!
Larry (later on): God dammit! Who fucking Dingelled me!?
by ts93x June 28, 2017
Those really annoying pieces of shit that get caught in your ass hairs and get stuck; they then proceedt to avoid the wiping and get all hard and turn into little turd balls, that must me torn out at a later time.... very painful...
by Jeremy Pearce February 23, 2004
by CaptainRedeye June 03, 2003
Fresh ripe dingell berries plucked from ass hair ; Hand pressed and left to ferment for 1 years.
Best served warm, with mange custard
Best served warm, with mange custard
I hand picked 2 bushels of dingell berries last year at my local retiremnt village .I took them home and pressed them with my fingers until I had 2 gallons of fresh dingell berry juice.I then bottled the juice and placed in my celler tell just last week. Last week my girl freind had a mange infection so we baked it off and made some custard.I opened a bottle of the dingell berry wine for the celebration of the baked mange custard. The two togather were spendid .Highly recommended for skilled connaisseur's of the finest delicacies
by Roache August 28, 2008
To constantly make random shit for the sake of it and constantly act like CUNt but not be aware of it.
by UwUsi Ponka November 05, 2019