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dingleheimer 

a german person who has a dingleberry mustache
1 hitler had a dingleheimer
2 kendall has a dingleheimer
3 austin and abe bobo have dingleheimers all over their face and all in their butt holes
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too
Person 1: Hey guy

Person 2: Hey, whats your name?

Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jingleheimer 

A verb mostly (noun at times), based off of the old song "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt".
Urban meaning- is to sing an annoying or catchy song or jingle that gets stuck in someone else's head.

(My roommate used to wake up in the morning singing things like "I've been workin on the railroad", etc. which would then get stuck in my head for hours. this happened so frequently that I decided we needed to have a name for when that happens. )
You would use this as a verb (you can shorten it as well) as in-
"You just heimered me!" or "I just heimered myself singing that commercial!"
as a noun you could say "That song is a Jingleheimer!"
If you want to clarify as a positive or negative you can say "jingleheimer" for a catchy, cool song and say"jangleheimer" for an annoying song.
Jingleheimer by dreamfast December 18, 2011

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Your name, my name, your family's name, everyone's name.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too!!!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith 

His name is my name ,too.
Whenever we go out, the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith DADADADA. It's goddamn annoying. I wish they'd all go back to their own lives.

jingleheimer 

verb: "to fuck vigerously"

origin: the song john jacob jinglehimer smith, whihc was chnged to accompany an ot3 made by silly girls. ot3=one tru 3some fyi...

"i jingleheimered susie really hard last night"

"yeah, well i got jingleheimered by your mom. what now?"
jingleheimer by Tess...fool. January 29, 2007

dingleheimersmith 

Some douchebag whose name you either don't know or can't remember.
"I can't believe the new guy left me to do all the work. What a dingleheimersmith"

"What the fuck was up with the dingleheimersmith? What was he bitching about?
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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