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dishphobia

The fear of washing dishes mostly affecting lazy people who also suffer from chorephobia.
When dad asked mum why the sink was stacked full of dirty plates, cutlery, pots and pans he was informed that his little princess was having another dishphobia attack.
dishphobia by jpg3 August 5, 2010

Dickphobia 

Daxia gets nervous when she see's a dick, she suffers from dickphobia
Dickphobia by Rigam●rtis January 28, 2019

dildophobia 

When a guy is scared of vibrators, because they either steal women, or because they are basically robot peni.
Me: See, the vibrators are like terminators, and humans like peni!
Her: Sever dildophobia.
Persecuting Dylan for his love of feet.
Friend: You’re just a feet loving pervert Dylan.
Dylan: THIS IS DYLPHOBIA
dylphobia by Pumpkin Sadist August 8, 2019

Dolophobia 

The fear of eating tortilla chips because you might choke or close up your throat.
Nick is afraid to eat nachos ever since he thought a chip was stuck in his throat . He now developed dolophobia. We tell him is all in his head.
Dolophobia by BrianAries April 19, 2018

Dingphobia 

Dingphobia is when someone is afraid of getting a door ding on there car. A lot of people whom get new cars get dingphobia and it doesn't go away until you get youre 1st door ding, or maybe a scratch. And then you don't care anymore and the dingphobia goes away. You know you have dingphobia if you park way far away from everyone else so youre car stays nice, especialy if its crowded.
My friend Marty has dingphobia bad, and when we came out of the frozen yogurt store he had a huge scratch down his car door. Epic fail!
Dingphobia by Topper 7770 July 11, 2011