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Dildozer 

One of the monstertrucks from the movie "Idiocracy" with what resembles a dildo on the bumper.
"THE DILDOZER!!!"
Dildozer by WehageDK June 28, 2009
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Dildozer 

One who forces their personal opinions or beliefs onto others while refusing to consider any other points of view. A blow hard.
Ever since Larry found Jesus he's become a real dildozer with anyone who isn't a Christian.
Dildozer by Haute Pepper November 10, 2010

Dildozer 

Attaching a dildo to a power drill and inserting it into a partener's anus.
"You want me to fire up the dildozer and vibrate your fillings?"
Dildozer by Count choculass December 20, 2009

Dilldozer 

A monstrous, phallic piece of machinery utilized during major reconstructive drilling, as well as the erection of massive monuments and sturdy steel scaffolding.

Use with Caution: Not to be confused with a woman's best friend, this machine will cause trembling and tremors to adjacent edifices.
As my son and I sat in 2nd ave traffic, I felt a familiar sensation to my pocket rocket, resulting in a moist seat. As I tried to conceal my excitement, my son pointed and shouted, 'Mom! Why is that machine so much bigger than the one daddy uses with my babysitter?'

I laughed nervously while I responded, 'Don't be silly honey, daddy doesn't have a dilldozer.'
Dilldozer by denalipark227 April 25, 2010

dilldozer 

Dylan used his dilldozer on Audrie's lil cunt.
dilldozer by ilovedylan December 11, 2009

dildozer 

Dildozer is a nick name for a person named Dylan, usually this person has alot of sex in there life, Calling them the Dildozer, The Dildozer plows the feilds of pussy.
Dude, its the dildozer, we all know that he can plow the feilds of pussy.
dildozer by blahblahblacksheep November 26, 2007