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Dildozer 

One of the monstertrucks from the movie "Idiocracy" with what resembles a dildo on the bumper.
"THE DILDOZER!!!"
Dildozer by WehageDK June 28, 2009
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Dildozer 

One who forces their personal opinions or beliefs onto others while refusing to consider any other points of view. A blow hard.
Ever since Larry found Jesus he's become a real dildozer with anyone who isn't a Christian.
Dildozer by Haute Pepper November 10, 2010

Dildozer 

Attaching a dildo to a power drill and inserting it into a partener's anus.
"You want me to fire up the dildozer and vibrate your fillings?"
Dildozer by Count choculass December 20, 2009

Dilldozer 

A monstrous, phallic piece of machinery utilized during major reconstructive drilling, as well as the erection of massive monuments and sturdy steel scaffolding.

Use with Caution: Not to be confused with a woman's best friend, this machine will cause trembling and tremors to adjacent edifices.
As my son and I sat in 2nd ave traffic, I felt a familiar sensation to my pocket rocket, resulting in a moist seat. As I tried to conceal my excitement, my son pointed and shouted, 'Mom! Why is that machine so much bigger than the one daddy uses with my babysitter?'

I laughed nervously while I responded, 'Don't be silly honey, daddy doesn't have a dilldozer.'
Dilldozer by denalipark227 April 25, 2010

dilldozer 

Dylan used his dilldozer on Audrie's lil cunt.
dilldozer by ilovedylan December 11, 2009

dildozer 

Dildozer is a nick name for a person named Dylan, usually this person has alot of sex in there life, Calling them the Dildozer, The Dildozer plows the feilds of pussy.
Dude, its the dildozer, we all know that he can plow the feilds of pussy.
dildozer by blahblahblacksheep November 26, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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