dile 

A quick unwitty reaction to someone saying the phrase "later gator" accompanied by "in awhile crocodile".

The term used for responses that did not make sense.

Adj:Someone who typically does not add humor to a converstaion.

The opposite of witty response

Johnny:later gator.
Rachael: in a while crocodile.
Johnny:i'll show you my dile
Rachael: what is dile?
Johnny: assume dirty

She is such a diler

I tell him all this great stuff and he never has anything good to say. What a dile.

dile by Dan Dog December 31, 2007

Dile 

noun

Device used for long distance travel in the process of teleportation.

Dimension Dial(DM Dile) is a device in which you use to travel to dimensions.

Dile by unauthorizedvip brah April 10, 2019

un cro-cro-dile 

n. a phrase coined by several young men in search of a code word for an ugly person who is persistent & consistent in their efforts to get into your under garments. Characteristics are similar to that of a myspace person who blatantly shows off to get your attention, refuses to leave you alone after being repeatedly ignored, continues to stare & try to make eye contact, etc.

Man #1: Un cro-cro-dile @ 3 o'clock?

Man #2: Yes sir! Is that a unibrow & a she-stache?

un cro-cro-dile by MalcolmFromSD December 9, 2008

Crunk-a-dile

(noun) A crocodile/alligator (or a person with crocodile-esque skin, a crocodile-esque teeth, or in any way shape or form resembeling a crocodile) who gets drunk and stoned at the same time. See Crunk

Craig: oh man...I don't remember a damn thing from last night. I was too drunk.

Eric: well, we gave that ugly woman with the crooked teeth and the scales on her hands a joint and a 24 pack. In a matter of minutes we turned her into a crunk-a-dile.

Craig: That's just nasty man.

Crunk-a-dile by Tom Pants February 13, 2008

N dile hucca 

A little catchphrase I made up if you happen to come across this page I’d recommend trying it

Just pronounce it like N dile hucca

N dile hucca by Jack lol (check out my YouTub) July 24, 2022

Dilek 

A Turkish word meaning "wish" and also used as a female name, who is the most cheerful, talented, charming person in the planet. Moreover she is the best girlfriend in the universe ♡

I love u, Dilek

Dilek by Original80 August 19, 2020

Ultimate Dilemma 

The state a person finds themselves in when they have diarrhea and have to throw up at the same time.

Ted had eaten a bad batch of clams which landed him in the bathroom, when he was faced with the "ultimate dilemma."

Does he get off the toilet and regurgitate in it, and take the chance on soiling himself from additional diarrhea, or does he try to reach for the bathtub while on the toilet, and chance throwing up all over his clothes?

Ultimate Dilemma by Kraegarth October 14, 2012