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Supreme stupidity, beyond moronic, absolute and complete idiocy.
Mike Martz letting the clock run down at the end of the 4th quarter in this year's playoff game.
dildosity by Ken Castillo January 10, 2004
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dildosicle 

A dildo made by freezing water inside a condom. For best results, freeze in unlubricated condom (to keep freezer clean), but apply just a bit of lube prior to use. Also best when using frozen dildosicle while still inside the condom (less mess, no drip).
I just got my girl off with hot oral and a dildosicle.
dildosicle by Quietly freaky September 21, 2017

dildoist 

A person who is adept at operating a dildo.
Well he is definitely a superlative dildoist whom you may wish to take an extended vacation with.
dildoist by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

Dildostrouss

Males who act gay in certain situations, also when people look like they take a dildo up their anus.

Men who say homosexual sayings.

EX. Dude I love you shirt where did you get it from?
Look at that dildostrouss over there.

He is defineitly a dildostrouss.

Dildostrouss.
Dildostrouss by Great BamGeno July 13, 2012

dildomites 

Tiny little bugs that thrive on the filthy unwashed dildos of homeless tweakers (men or women).
You see all those dildomites on Amy's dildo? #nowwhatchagonedowithit
dildomites by The Hoboken Guido January 27, 2016

dildocity 

Dildoic in nature. A situation where one is critical of another's dildoic thoughts, words or deeds.
Oh, the dildocity of it all! Where could that feckin' guy's head be?
dildocity by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007

Dildosmith 

A professional crafter of handmade dildo-erotic sex toys
I went to the dildosmith on main street for my 9" dildo.
Dildosmith by Factman2290 December 18, 2011
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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