Dildosmith

A professional crafter of handmade dildo-erotic sex toys

I went to the dildosmith on main street for my 9" dildo.

Dildosmith by Factman2290 December 18, 2011

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dildomites

Tiny little bugs that thrive on the filthy unwashed dildos of homeless tweakers (men or women).

You see all those dildomites on Amy's dildo? #nowwhatchagonedowithit

dildomites by The Hoboken Guido January 27, 2016

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Dilsmith

one who makes dildos out of house hold items to produce pleasure to themselves or others.

cock....builder! .... that means you make Dildos right? uhhh no its Dildosmith...... Dilsmith!

Dilsmith by cock builder November 14, 2011

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dildosity

Supreme stupidity, beyond moronic, absolute and complete idiocy.

Mike Martz letting the clock run down at the end of the 4th quarter in this year's playoff game.

dildosity by Ken Castillo January 10, 2004

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dillsmith

1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.

2. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.

"I hurt my dillsmith."

"I just bought a dillsmith to add to my collection of sex toys."

dillsmith by Zipzipzow May 6, 2003

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dillsmith

Penis or dildo.

"That guy has a huge dillsmith!"

"Hey Coach, we forgot the dillsmith."

dillsmith by Jake May 6, 2003

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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