Dildosmith

A professional crafter of handmade dildo-erotic sex toys

I went to the dildosmith on main street for my 9" dildo.

by Factman2290 December 18, 2011

dildomites

Tiny little bugs that thrive on the filthy unwashed dildos of homeless tweakers (men or women).

You see all those dildomites on Amy's dildo? #nowwhatchagonedowithit

by The Hoboken Guido January 27, 2016

Dilsmith

one who makes dildos out of house hold items to produce pleasure to themselves or others.

cock....builder! .... that means you make Dildos right? uhhh no its Dildosmith...... Dilsmith!

by cock builder November 14, 2011

dildosity

Supreme stupidity, beyond moronic, absolute and complete idiocy.

Mike Martz letting the clock run down at the end of the 4th quarter in this year's playoff game.

by Ken Castillo January 10, 2004

dillsmith

1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.

2. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.

"I hurt my dillsmith."

"I just bought a dillsmith to add to my collection of sex toys."

by Zipzipzow May 6, 2003

dillsmith

Penis or dildo.

"That guy has a huge dillsmith!"

"Hey Coach, we forgot the dillsmith."

by Jake May 6, 2003