dihagon

Pronounced (DIH - A - GONE). A shape with an incomprehensible amount of sides, yet still not infinite.

"I encountered a dihagon in the wild today. I almost exploded because of how many sides it had."

dihagon by TomaterNater November 27, 2025

Weiskirch Diagonal 

A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.

Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.

Weiskirch Diagonal by the angler October 10, 2012

diagonalize 

to cross two or more intersecting streets in one direct nonstop path while avoiding contact with all intermediate corners.
See hypotenuse-tionanal-ize.

"There is no traffic in any direction at this intersection, it is appropriate to diagonalize" yelled Jane to her friend on the far corner.

diagonalize by MikeS August 15, 2006

Vicky Mendoza Diagonal 

The Vicky Mendoza diagonal is a specific kind of line on the "Hot/Crazy Scale". The Diagonal runs straight from the bottom left corner to the top right, signifying that the woman in question is crazy, but her hotness balances this out.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.

Guy1: that girls pretty frickin' crazy.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.

Vicky Mendoza Diagonal by Le Esquire May 28, 2009

Getting Diagonal 

When you have the whole bed to yourself and you take full advantage.

"Robs working all nite, looks like I'm getting diagonal!"

Getting Diagonal by teejones February 5, 2010

swag diagonal

Someone who is beyond cool, even beyond swag up!

J-cookie "hey! Justin bieber is pretty swag diagonal huh?!?!"
Seven "Are you kidding me brehh???"

swag diagonal by KayNob and LDeboer May 5, 2013

Diagonalizability

just take its fucking diagonal matrix

-Yo, did you review Diagonalizability for our Linear final?

- Diagowho?

Diagonalizability by selim5 June 7, 2018