Definitions by teejones

Getting Horizontal 

the act of making love while lying on a variety of horizontal surfaces

im taking my girl out to dinner tonite, hopefully ill be getting horizontal later.

Getting Horizontal by teejones February 14, 2010

Getting Diagonal 

When you have the whole bed to yourself and you take full advantage.

"Robs working all nite, looks like I'm getting diagonal!"

Getting Diagonal by teejones February 5, 2010