digot

when someone is so stupid they remind you of the pokemon diglett
u feel the urge to slam a hammer on their head
(slur)

Alan: “me being small doesnt mean im not meant for the big leagues”
Izzy: “u digot”

digot by izzyisadigot May 12, 2026

digital imbecile 

Someone who believes anything they read online, before intelligently fact checking it for sense, validity or lack of tosh.

Wow, you posted that tosh! What an utter digital imbecile.

digital imbecile by Teraknor March 27, 2020

digit spinner 

A calculator

let me get my digit spinner to solve this equation

digit spinner by greentopdude August 2, 2017

Digital Lipgloss 

A sought-after cosmetic used to increase the digital-ness of Big Corporates in non-tech industries. Just like putting lipstick on a pig, putting digital lipgloss on a company can make it more attractive.

i-Bricks? Sounds like a load of digital lipgloss!

Digital Lipgloss by cre8destiny October 10, 2018

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv 

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Digital Footprint

What is à Digital Footprint?
À digital footprint is just as the name says, your mark that you leave on the internet. Your footprint. It’s à trail of data that can not be removed and will always somehow be traced in the future. Nothing is truly deleted.

Person; Hello, I'm applying for a job as a teacher.
Person hiring: I'm sorry but we saw the video of you punching a colleague from your last job.
Person: I should have never posted that. My Digital Footprint Always Follows.

Digital Footprint by Rawr and Stuff9 May 5, 2018

last digit syndrome 

the fear or reluctance of dialing the last digit of a phone number; seen most commonly among guys who get the number of a girl they like and want to ask out, but then fail to muster up enough courage to complete the call, usually stopping before punching in the very last key of the number.

Dude #1: "Denise gave Adam her home phone number, and he was so stoked about it he said he would give her a call last night. But I guess he must be suffering from last digit syndrome, since all he kept dialing was "555-236...and it stopped there every time!"

Dude #2: "Ha! well hopefully he'll grow a set by tonight and try again....hotties like Denise don't stay single for very long, ya know!"

last digit syndrome by ColdOne September 3, 2006