by sircumlocutious February 3, 2023
Get the Digestation mug.An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
by joseph blough April 8, 2022
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Get the Davestation mug.Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.
by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006
Get the auto-fellaciatic digestion mug.The shit on the floor was blatant disgustation.
by Muleequa Jenkins August 28, 2009
Get the disgustation mug.A God, or Godlike/absolute being. Someone superior to you; an immortal force that cannot be perceived and/or compared to the trivial entity you are. Decestation cannot be explained or analyzed by any humanistic intellect.
Decestation is indefectible.
Decestation is indefectible.
by Decestation December 13, 2008
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Decestation is indefectible.
Decestation is indefectible.
by Decestation December 14, 2008
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