Digestation 

When you have so much food in your belly, it’s not just digesting, it’s gestating like a food baby.

“OMG I’M SO STUFFED”
“Nothing a little digestion won’t fix”
“More like digesTATION”

Digestation by sircumlocutious February 3, 2023

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022

Davestation

Ultra bad-ass in the room that creates intimidation, fear, and complete sexiness

When Billy came out, he was the Davestation in the room.

Davestation by daveloveskorn October 16, 2009

auto-fellaciatic digestion 

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

auto-fellaciatic digestion by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

disgustation 

The state or quality of being disgusting.

The shit on the floor was blatant disgustation.

disgustation by Muleequa Jenkins August 28, 2009

Decestation

A God, or Godlike/absolute being. Someone superior to you; an immortal force that cannot be perceived and/or compared to the trivial entity you are. Decestation cannot be explained or analyzed by any humanistic intellect.

Decestation is indefectible.

Man: Decestation?
God: Yes.

Decestation by Decestation December 13, 2008

Decestation

A God, or Godlike/absolute being. Someone superior to you; an immortal force that cannot be perceived and/or compared to the trivial entity you are. Decestation cannot be explained or analyzed by any humanistic intellect.

Decestation is indefectible.

Man: Decestation?
God: Yes.

Decestation by Decestation December 14, 2008