Digest

To access how good something is by taking time to experience it.

"I'm about to digest that new Wale album. I heard it was pretty good".

by PromPromz December 4, 2014

digest version

An abridged or compressed, concise version of something originally longer.

I decided to watch the digest version of an anime because I didn't have enough time to watch the regular version.

by BIggles11111111111111111111111 June 24, 2017

digest the disease

when you take your mask off and digest the "Government-19"

'people take the mask off, its a leveling population disease put out by the federal government, please demask immediately and "DIGEST THE DISEASE"

by it ok it the end May 6, 2021

Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.

I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...

by Douglasazo January 12, 2006

Readers Digest Version

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.

Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?

by blockpass270 August 20, 2008

the medicine you digest so well

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma October 31, 2012

readers digest

America's most popular "take a dump" magazine. Hence the word, digest.

"Man, this one gon take a while, you got any readers digest on u?"

by Jazzist June 22, 2006