When a guy gets naked and strips the female nude while the female is tied up and then the guy pleasures the female with his penis to the females mouth while writing "fingering your pussy" somewhere on her body then cuts a hole In the seat (if she's naked sitting down) then fingers her pussy or her arsehole : additional : can shove something else up her pussy or arse while fucking her pussy or her arse
Did you hear that Michael was doing digery doo with that slutty thot jenny last night apparently his penis wasn't enough for the whore.
A primative musical instrument created and used by the aborigines of Australia. It's a wind instrument having only 2 tones, both of which are quite low in frequency.
Most people have heard the deep resonance of this intrument in the background of movies where it's used to promote an atmosphere appropriate to an Australian outback theme.
The night was silent except for the mysterious sound of a diggerydoo whose low pitched tones could be heard from a distance.
When you get a digeridoo, and insert barbed wire down the tube. Then proceed to stick your dick in it, thrusting in and out, slicing your dick into pieces.
Jerry asked to borrow my digeridoo, I didn’t know he wanted to perform the digeridoo meat slice. Ouch!
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.