diedward

a guy with a big head, also defined as a tarded monkey. awesome singing voice, and loves womans rights jokes.

look at that diedward go, he is actually eating the banana right!

by tictac08 September 29, 2008

Dedwards

An incredibly efficient manoeuvre comprising the purchase and/or consumption of two of the same drink at once, to save time and maximise mobility on a night out. Particularly popular with alcopops or basic mixer combos.

"I'm off to the bar to get a dedwards"
"I've already had 5 dedwards' tonight, and now I am really quite drunk."
"I'll give you a fiver if you down this dedwards of gallon-milk bottles."

by Clumface April 4, 2010