Digeridont

because us Australians say were gonna didgeridoo something that dosent mean we digeridont do it

how about you digeridont mate

by notsouratall June 1, 2020

didgeridon't

Something any self-respecting Aussie wouldn't be caught dead* doing.

Drinking Foster's
Calling a Prawn a shrimp
Molesting marsupials and/or stingrays
Pronouncing Melbourne as "Mel-born"
Being from Canberra

* With the exception of number 3

Sam was out on walkabout in the billabong finger-blasting koalas again, that's a definite didgeridon't.

by DingoPounder November 30, 2020

didgeridon't

People who hate the sound that a didgeridoo makes call it a didgeridon't.

I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(

by Telephony September 12, 2016

didgeridon't

A request to annoying busking hippies.

After enduring half an hour of atonal unaboriginal droning, I finally went over to the be-dreadlocked raga muffin and politely said "Please, dude, didgeridon't!".

by napalicious July 4, 2008

Digoridong

Slang for an Australians penis

"Oi cunt , check out my Digoridong"

"Hey Stacy, I sucked a Digoridong today"
"Becky you slut "

by Kronkinstine Cronkigenie October 20, 2018

Digeridoodles

(did juh' ree doo' duhls)The meaningless decorations along the surface of made-in-China tourist-shop didgeridoo.

Digeridoodles used to have meaning when they were Australian.

by reezy_bear November 22, 2010

Digeridoo Meat Slice

When you get a digeridoo, and insert barbed wire down the tube. Then proceed to stick your dick in it, thrusting in and out, slicing your dick into pieces.

Jerry asked to borrow my digeridoo, I didn’t know he wanted to perform the digeridoo meat slice. Ouch!

by Nut Boi May 31, 2018