Digeridont 

because us Australians say were gonna didgeridoo something that dosent mean we digeridont do it

how about you digeridont mate

Digeridont by notsouratall June 1, 2020

didgeridon't 

Something any self-respecting Aussie wouldn't be caught dead* doing.

Drinking Foster's
Calling a Prawn a shrimp
Molesting marsupials and/or stingrays
Pronouncing Melbourne as "Mel-born"
Being from Canberra

* With the exception of number 3

Sam was out on walkabout in the billabong finger-blasting koalas again, that's a definite didgeridon't.

didgeridon't by DingoPounder November 30, 2020

didgeridon't 

People who hate the sound that a didgeridoo makes call it a didgeridon't.

I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(

didgeridon't by Telephony September 12, 2016

didgeridon't 

A request to annoying busking hippies.

After enduring half an hour of atonal unaboriginal droning, I finally went over to the be-dreadlocked raga muffin and politely said "Please, dude, didgeridon't!".

didgeridon't by napalicious July 4, 2008

Digoridong

Slang for an Australians penis

"Oi cunt , check out my Digoridong"

"Hey Stacy, I sucked a Digoridong today"
"Becky you slut "

Digoridong by Kronkinstine Cronkigenie October 20, 2018

Digeridoodles 

(did juh' ree doo' duhls)The meaningless decorations along the surface of made-in-China tourist-shop didgeridoo.

Digeridoodles used to have meaning when they were Australian.

Digeridoodles by reezy_bear November 22, 2010

Digeridoo Meat Slice

When you get a digeridoo, and insert barbed wire down the tube. Then proceed to stick your dick in it, thrusting in and out, slicing your dick into pieces.

Jerry asked to borrow my digeridoo, I didn’t know he wanted to perform the digeridoo meat slice. Ouch!

Digeridoo Meat Slice by Nut Boi May 31, 2018