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Diddywasher 

A Scottish (Glaswegian) term meaning 'One who has a worthless job' or an unimportant person.
I will not be lectured by this Diddywasher'
Diddywasher by Don Curlywurly March 28, 2010

diddlywonker

One whomst'd wonks your diddly.
Macers is Jeff's diddlywonker. She wonks his diddly regularly.

Diddy wank 

To thrust ones penis between a pair of breasts (Diddies)
Jane gave john a Diddy wank.
Diddy wank by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Dillywanker 

When a man named zeb and a man named dylan have anal sex then before dylan cums in zeb they both yell diliwanker
I came in the room and found my brother and his friend yelling DILLYWANKER!! DILLIWANKKER!!!
Dillywanker by Wankerdonker November 29, 2016

Daddywango 

when you’re coughing really hard and all the coughing causes you to almost puke but then you fart
Oh my God I got a throat tickle and I almost Daddywango’d all over the place
Daddywango by Iamwebster1307 August 27, 2022

Daddywack 

a man who has won the lottery but still cant pull girls
josh "did you here dan won the lottery"
ken "yeah hes such a daddywack"
Daddywack by ROASTEDIDIOT July 23, 2023
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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