dictrosin 

The only known cure to ligma.

I went to the Dr's and turns out it was ligma. He told me to bend over and gave me dictrosin.

dictrosin by Hoto EST May 27, 2021

distrosimping 

Simping for a Linux distribution. Most people in Discord-Linux are distrosimps for Ubuntu. Distrosimping is something very bad, and in general, distrosimps have one distro they will simp for and one distro they will trash.

Those people in Discord Linux are really distrosimping! They always trash Arch and say Ubuntu is the best!

distrosimping by helloboisitsme October 6, 2020

distrosimping 

Simping on a distro. Most distrosimps simp on Ubuntu and trash on Manjaro or Gentoo for example

normal person: Manjaro is my favorite distro!
distrosimp: *blocks him on discord*
normal person: wow he keeps distrosimping

distrosimping by some huy October 17, 2020

urban dictoinary 

a place to look up different definitions that other people defined and people only look up the funniest ones.

did u go to urban dictoinary, I hurd there are a lot of funnie defonitoins in there.

urban dictoinary by ThatCatLadyDownTheRoadFromYou September 15, 2020

Distrousing 

Adjective. A combination of the words, "Disturbing," and "Arousing," used when you find yourself disturbed by something, yet oddly aroused at the same time.

Luke: "Vara wants us to train you to be gay, Ren."
Cort: "That he does."
Ren: "I find this... Distrousing."

Distrousing by Rensprocket December 18, 2012

distroying 

what happens when you misspell destroying

brad:haha did you see albert misspell destroying?
nigga:haha that stupid white boy haha distroying

distroying by coolnigga29 January 14, 2019

dictioning 

When you are trying to get stuff done but you're caught up scrolling through trending words on urbdic.

"Shaun, did you get any of the paperwork done?"

" No! I can't stop dictioning."

"What's that?"
"It's when you can't get shit done because you're compulsively trying to expand your vernacular."

"What's vernacular?"

"Nev mind, I'll get the work done."

dictioning by stranded Manik March 15, 2021