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distrosimping
Simping for a Linux distribution. Most people in Discord-Linux are distrosimps for Ubuntu. Distrosimping is something very bad, and in general, distrosimps have one distro they will simp for and one distro they will trash.
Those people in Discord Linux are really distrosimping! They always trash Arch and say Ubuntu is the best!
distrosimping by helloboisitsme October 6, 2020
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distrosimping
normal person: Manjaro is my favorite distro!
distrosimp: *blocks him on discord*
normal person: wow he keeps distrosimping
distrosimp: *blocks him on discord*
normal person: wow he keeps distrosimping
distrosimping by some huy October 17, 2020
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urban dictoinary by ThatCatLadyDownTheRoadFromYou September 15, 2020
Distrousing
Adjective. A combination of the words, "Disturbing," and "Arousing," used when you find yourself disturbed by something, yet oddly aroused at the same time.
Luke: "Vara wants us to train you to be gay, Ren."
Cort: "That he does."
Ren: "I find this... Distrousing."
Cort: "That he does."
Ren: "I find this... Distrousing."
Distrousing by Rensprocket December 18, 2012
distroying
distroying by coolnigga29 January 14, 2019
dictioning
When you are trying to get stuff done but you're caught up scrolling through trending words on urbdic.
"Shaun, did you get any of the paperwork done?"
" No! I can't stop dictioning."
"What's that?"
"It's when you can't get shit done because you're compulsively trying to expand your vernacular."
"What's vernacular?"
"Nev mind, I'll get the work done."
" No! I can't stop dictioning."
"What's that?"
"It's when you can't get shit done because you're compulsively trying to expand your vernacular."
"What's vernacular?"
"Nev mind, I'll get the work done."
dictioning by stranded Manik March 15, 2021
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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