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dictioning 

When you are trying to get stuff done but you're caught up scrolling through trending words on urbdic.
"Shaun, did you get any of the paperwork done?"

" No! I can't stop dictioning."

"What's that?"
"It's when you can't get shit done because you're compulsively trying to expand your vernacular."

"What's vernacular?"

"Nev mind, I'll get the work done."
dictioning by stranded Manik March 15, 2021
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DICTIONISED 

DICTIONISED - That's when a new word is put into the URBAN DICTIONARY - on it's journey around the world.
PLEASE don't call me a "SCREWSTAR" your lovlyness, it'll zip around the world - I'll be DICTIONISED, URBDICTIONISED and in "FUCKUPMODE" -- fornearlyever!
DICTIONISED by FABARM November 24, 2018

dictionizzle 

Snoop Dogg's dictionary containing only snoopisms often ending in "izzle."
My mom asked me what "fo shizzle my nizzle" meant.

I told her to look in the dictionizzle.
dictionizzle by purpleprincess August 5, 2014

urban dictionist 

A viewbag that adds pointless definitions to Urban Dictionary.
"Dizzy added another dumb definition to Urban Dictionary. He's the definition an urban dictionist."

Urban Dictionirony 

- The state of affairs when incessant visits to UrbanDictionary.com have left you with no other vocabulary than what is found on the site.
- Being incapable of communicating with other people who do not have extensive knowledge of Urban Dictionary words and phrases.
"John failed his english test yesterday because all he knows are words and phrases from Urban Dictionary
"More like urban dictionirony"
Urban Dictionirony by merk_frost January 14, 2012

Dictionizzle 

Urban Dictionizzle/
Doggy Fizzle Dictionizzle
Dictionizzle by PIMP Dizzle October 23, 2003

Dictionoogle

dic·tion·oo·gle - Spelled Pronunciation:dik-shuh-ooh-gull
–noun, plural -er·ies.
1. The very first (top) website or link that is displayed on the results page for a single (one) word entry typed into the Google(TM)search box, under default settings, becomes the official Google(TM) community entry as the "Dictionoogle" definition of the word.
2. Creating a commercially competitive market or entity that advocates an economic system in which the means of soliciting bids for the rights to be the first (top) link (website) displayed associated with most common word entries that have the potential of capturing new customers or realizing new market opportunities.
1> YouTube(TM) has been the top Dictionoogle search result for the word "video" displayed on the Google(TM)results page.

2> YouTube(TM) continues to outbid the competition to remain as the definitive Dictionoogle translation of the word "video".
Dictionoogle by Brannon Hamlin April 6, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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