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Dick Doinking 

The act of getting naked with atleast four close guy friends and proceeding to jump up in the air and high five each other with the tips of your cocks.
Avery: My dick is so tiny that it never touched anyone else’s when we were dick doinking last night.

skinny malinky dinky dink 

A person who is very skinny and quite nerdy looking, often has unruly hair and large teeth. Sometimes does not wash for weeks.

Dinky Dink 

Turn your dinky dink on so people know that you are turning.

Skitamarrinky Dinky Dink 

A flacid penis in its wrinkled form. Not stretched or erect.
When Dave saw John penis. John exclaimed im a grower not a shower because he was ashamed of his skitamarrinky Dinky Dink.

Double doinker dick 

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once
“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”
Double doinker dick by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019

Dink dick december 

Dink dick december is mostly for the girls. Its based on slap ass month that mostly boys got to slap girls bootys. In dink dick december, girls are allowed to grab/punch or slap boys dicks. Dinking means hurting someone so the girls can dink the boys dicks during dink dick december
person 1 Holy shit its almost ddd!
person 2 What’s that?
person 1 You havent heard?? Its dink dick december
person 2 Sounds bad! I will buy mysef some protection to get prepared!!