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DickWipe 

The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.
Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dickwipe that little bitch.
DickWipe by Tommysalami May 23, 2008
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dickwipe 

v.: dickwiping
p.p.: dick wiped
title: dickwiper
adj.: dickwipe

v: reffering to the act of wiping one's front genital.

adj. same concept as asswipe,

a coward
a dumbass
a shit head
a fuckhead
an idiot
a homosexual, but non-bashingly, same as calling someone "a faggot" or something "gay", doesn't necessarily have to be homosexual, but would be funnier if used by homosexuals

"ya you keep telling me you didn't run away and I'll believe you, you dickwipe"
v: you asshole, you look like you've got much experiance in dickwiping, I could hire you.

p.p.: every morning, he was dick-wiped by his girlfriend, shit almost shone through his pants.

title: "yeah right after I won the lottery, I hired a dickwiper"

adj.: "you're such a stupid fucking dickwipe
dickwipe by Axel Sel December 21, 2013

Dickwipe 

A person who is extremely rude and/or hated
Oh here comes the Dickwipe...

I wouldn't go near him, he's a dickwipe.
Dickwipe by Epi Rentis December 28, 2017

DickWipe 

A stupid, annoying, or detestable person
"Stop pushing me you dickwipe"
DickWipe by Nah KK November 22, 2019

Dickipedia 

A billionaire who uses their money to ruin a website
Johnny: “Hey, remember when Elon Musk bought and ruined Twitter?”

Lauren: “Oh yeah. He’s such a Dickipedia.”
Dickipedia by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Human Dickipede 

When a bunch of guys get together and insert their dicks into each others butts, forming a "semen into my ass, whilst i ejaculate into this guy's ass" effect. Dildos are optional if the participants for whatever reason aren't male.
Man, that was one killer orgy last night. Did you see that human dickipede in the corner? Crazy...
Human Dickipede by Flanicorn March 2, 2015
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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