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A PERSON WHO DISABLES A MALE FROM MASTERBATING BY CONTINOUSLY TRYING TO CATCH HIM IN THE ACT.
MAN I COULDN'T EVEN RUB ONE OUT BECAUSE OF MY UNCLE .... HE'S A FUCKIN DICK WATCHER MAN!
by BIG45 September 1, 2008
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