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dicktuck 

1 - n. the literal act of tucking ones penis back between their legs to resemble a female crotch.

2 - n. A person who engages in this activity whether voluntarily or by reflex. Used in a derogatory fashion to indicate somebody who is a coward, i.e. they are so scared that their penis retracts into their body. To pull a dicktuck would be to act like a braggart, claiming you are going to perform an action (typically a fight) and then backing out at the last minute. To back down from a shocking claim in a dishonourable manner.

Related to 'pussying out', although the dicktuck infers that the tuck-ee was acting like a big man or asshole prior to the cowardly withdrawl
Guy at the bar said he was gonna kick my ass when I left, but he pulled a dicktuck when he saw me stand up

I see you edited your post after you were getting pwn3d. Nice dicktuck, Charlie.
dicktuck by Alger Hiss March 29, 2007
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dicktuck 

1. The act of tucking one's dick in between their legs so they can fit into girl pants. (v. or n.) Ususally pertaining to those silly 'scene' kids.

2. Chickening out.
1. Jock: That stupid scene boy's such a pussy - I bet he had to dicktuck just to fit in those tightass pants.

2. Way to dicktuck, you faggot - you killed the senior prank!
dicktuck by mhoe July 20, 2008

Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck 

The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.
"Yo Chev, I just saw someone doing the reverse Thornton asshole dickfuck"

"Damn, he alright?"

dickfuckle 

A person who is ignorant and a prick.
He's such a dickfuckle; I hate him.
dickfuckle by Jack as fuck November 12, 2015

Dickfuck 

A supposed adult man who still gets an allowance from his mom and throws literal hissyfits when he wants to buy something and is told to use his own money. Completely unable to support himself so he leeches off other people in his life. Also, was on top chef and lost because he doesn’t know how to cook a shrimp. And he trespassed to poison a tree on someone else’s property by drilling holes in the trunk and injecting homemade herbicide, all because the tree’s branch was blocking sun to solar panels he wanted on his roof. And he’s going bald and is really self-conscious about it.
“He is suuuuuuch a dickfuck.”

Dickfuck 

someone who acts like such an A**hole, they need to be labeled two curse words at the same time
You cut me off, DICKFUCK!
Dickfuck by Brigitte Brock June 19, 2003

dickstuck 

When someone puts off all other forms of social interaction due to some extremely good sex. This is not the same as being "whipped" as the individual is not being controlled by their partner, they are willingly avoiding previously common aspects of their lives for that holy booty.
"Dude have you seen or talked to David at all? I haven't heard from him in 3 weeks."
"No, he's dating that nurse who is a stripper on the side and has been dickstuck for weeks."
dickstuck by Sullenmax April 3, 2017