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Dicktree 

A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.
Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"
Dicktree by Jordan September 29, 2004
Words you can keep

Dicktree 

Trees that resemble the shape of a massive bear cock that makes all white men jealous
Dude look at that dicktree!!
Dicktree by DanSako November 23, 2018

Dicktree 

Anyone who is dumb enough to think their chest muscles are called peckers.
Guy 1: Man, I could knock you out with my peckers.

Guy 2: Dude, you are such a dicktree
Dicktree by Heavy Herman April 14, 2009

Dick Tree 

A guy who made a promise to grind at the first reactor in Final Fantasy VII, and even cheated on his girlfriend, only to fail to live up to his promise. He was also beat at his own promise by a guy named CirclMaster.
CirclMaster: Leveling to 99 in the first reactor is pointless and meaningless. So why do I do it? I do it to express my hatred, and more importantly my disdain, for Dick Tree. I do it to express the camaraderie I feel for those of us who have followed this topic for years
Dick Tree by BoomkittyFX October 1, 2020

ducktreesha 

a spoiled, materialistic female , quite nacissistic and vain.
hey , your secratary is such a ducktreesha!
ducktreesha by penotto lebrowwski December 7, 2003

Dick tree 

Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.
“I know nothing about a dick tree" - Alex Trebek
Dick tree by jln October 12, 2017

Dick tree 

Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.
Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”
Dick tree by Captain Crink August 8, 2019
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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