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dickguard 

noun, a more appropriate name for an athletic cup to prevent ambiguous confusion between a cup to drink with. You do not and should not drink from an athletic cup, therefore it should no longer be known as a cup.
wow, my custom mouthguard is so comfortable I can't even tell it's there sometimes. too bad they don't make custom dickguards.
dickguard by niggman star33 September 21, 2011
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Dickyard 

Support forum is a really big dickyard
Dickyard by eightincher June 14, 2015

dickard rawson 

Another name for Price is Right host Drew Carey. He is referred to by this name because his crappy hosting is exactly the opposite of how great the late Richard Dawson of Family Feud fame was.
"Hey! That's Dickard Rawson from The Price is Right!"
dickard rawson by John2019 August 8, 2019

Dickard Rawson 

Better known as Drew Carey, he's the host of The Pice is Wrong, Bitch! (the show that took the place of The Price is Right). Not to be confused with Richard Dawson.
Dickard Rawson sucks on The Pice is Wrong, Bitch! I miss Bob Barker and the real Price is Right!
Dickard Rawson by Sir Veisaid December 18, 2019

dicktardation 

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.
How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.

dicktard 

A combination dick/ retard. that is to say that not only is the guy a complete moron, but he's also a flat-out asshole.
Man, David Spade is such a total dicktard, i bet he likes a nice hot carl.
dicktard by InSoMnIaK July 20, 2003

Dicktard 

Someone who is being both retarded and an asshole. A conjunction of the adjectives "dick" and "retard"
Even though Bill was wrong, he still argued the point. So Stephanie called him a dicktard.
Dicktard by Dark Dreamer January 15, 2014
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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