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dickprick 

someone who lives in a big city, usually a buisnessman or woman, works in an office in some big building all day, drives some fancy new car. owners possions/obsessions consist of, cell phones, laptops, flatscreen tvs, and has never heard of 4 wheel drive, and has only seen a tree or a wild animal in a book, or on the internet.
'' you aint from around here are ya''. ''im sorry to bother you sir, but my car broke down the street from your residence...HOLY SHIT! are those real animals?'' '' i dont know, what do you think dickprick?''
dickprick by linkuie December 20, 2009
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dickpicgram 

1. (n) a photograph of, more often than not, male genitalia via direct message over social media sites such as Instagram.
DarnellAMG55 just sent me a dickpicgram but I am still at church.
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dickpicgram by MuKangaroo March 29, 2016

dickdickout 

The assassin kills people but the dickdickout revives people like medics in video games.
dickdickout by anonymous November 6, 2020

Dicklick in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Well we’re still waiting for the Dicklick in Chief to make a comment on the murder of George Floyd by the Minneapolis PD.

dickmick 

Awww yeah that dickmick sucked me hard last night!
dickmick by Joost1n March 2, 2017

Dickpictation

/dik/pik/tāSH(Ə)n/
noun

a strong belief that a penis is larger, due to previously seen photo. Ex. Cathy's high dickpictations were unrealistic.
"Girl he must've photo shopped that shit, cuz he definitely did not match my dickpictations."
Dickpictation by Superflygoldchain January 11, 2017

dicklicker

that motherfucker, he's a a total dicklicker.
dicklicker by gayson May 15, 2006