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dickmop

A person that is completely incompetent, lacks the common knowledge to succeed in daily life, and does not have a microphone on Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.

A big mop with a handle shaped like a dick.

A miniature mop, kind of like a barbecue mop, used to swab one's dick.
by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011
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Dickmop

When a person doesn't take care of their pubes and private area and resembles a dirty mop.
yea Samuel, that guy is a full Dickmop.
by Super dickmop November 11, 2020
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dickmop

A girl who's good at fellatio (giving head) after vaginal sex.
Jennifer cleaned me up like a dickmop after I took her pussy to pound town last night.
by pussycattamer January 10, 2024
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dickmop

A girl who's good at fellatio (giving head) after vaginal sex.
Jennifer cleaned me up like a dickmop after I took her pussy to pound town last night.
by pussycattamer January 10, 2024
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dickmop handle

How's about getting your wife a dickmop handle?
by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011
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Dickmong

A person of great stupidity who consequently gets a slap with a wet sticky penis after sex.
Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"

Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"
by GingerTurdCakes October 11, 2015
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dickmongrel

a whore who is literally addicted to sucking dick, having dick in her ass or vagina, or loves to rub dick.
"oh my god jillian is such a dickmongrel, i heard at that party last night she suck 30 something dicks."

"your right she sucked mine too"
by alex brownie January 30, 2008
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