Definitions by Meekrab1

cock floppidry 

The act of taking one's cock and flopping it onto an individual's forehead.

Guy: Hey baby, I'm the master of cock floppidry.
Girl: Slap that schwanz on my face!

cock floppidry by Meekrab1 December 8, 2011

dick muppetry

The act of painting one's cock and balls to resemble Gonzo's nose from The Muppets.

There's too much dick muppetry in this shindig, let's go get some boats n' hoes.

dick muppetry by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011

schwanzjob 

The act of topping a penis with sauerkraut and mustard, then proceeding to perform the act of fellatio.

Dude I just started dating this German bitch and she gave me a schwanzjob. That shit was intense.

schwanzjob by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011

dickmop 

A person that is completely incompetent, lacks the common knowledge to succeed in daily life, and does not have a microphone on Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.

A big mop with a handle shaped like a dick.

A miniature mop, kind of like a barbecue mop, used to swab one's dick.

Holy shit look, look at this dickmop!

dickmop by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

bitchardry 

A form of bitchness that involves the acts of camping, spawn camping, noob-tubing, modding, or any other form of exploitation on a multiplayer video game.

Acts of general nagging and complaining that are so excessive, it distracts one from what one is doing.

Quiet, bitchardry is afoot...

bitchardry by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

dickmop handle 

The handle of a dickmop.

How's about getting your wife a dickmop handle?

dickmop handle by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

bitchardo 

One who engages in acts of bitchardry.

A man sitting on a work-bench jacking his cock.

Jesus this bitchardo has been talking throughout the whole movie.

Look at that homeless guy being a bitchardo in the dog park.

bitchardo by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011