twunt

A diesel dike who thinks her dick is bigger than yours.
I hit that fat floppy twunt so hard, her dick repelled the impact and did me ten fold.
by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011
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bitchardo

One who engages in acts of bitchardry.

A man sitting on a work-bench jacking his cock.
Jesus this bitchardo has been talking throughout the whole movie.

Look at that homeless guy being a bitchardo in the dog park.
by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011
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cock floppidry

The act of taking one's cock and flopping it onto an individual's forehead.
Guy: Hey baby, I'm the master of cock floppidry.
Girl: Slap that schwanz on my face!
by Meekrab1 December 08, 2011
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dickmop handle

How's about getting your wife a dickmop handle?
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bitchardry

A form of bitchness that involves the acts of camping, spawn camping, noob-tubing, modding, or any other form of exploitation on a multiplayer video game.

Acts of general nagging and complaining that are so excessive, it distracts one from what one is doing.
Quiet, bitchardry is afoot...
by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011
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dick muppetry

The act of painting one's cock and balls to resemble Gonzo's nose from The Muppets.
There's too much dick muppetry in this shindig, let's go get some boats n' hoes.
by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011
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dickmop

A person that is completely incompetent, lacks the common knowledge to succeed in daily life, and does not have a microphone on Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.

A big mop with a handle shaped like a dick.

A miniature mop, kind of like a barbecue mop, used to swab one's dick.
by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011
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