twunt

A diesel dike who thinks her dick is bigger than yours.

I hit that fat floppy twunt so hard, her dick repelled the impact and did me ten fold.

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

dick muppetry

The act of painting one's cock and balls to resemble Gonzo's nose from The Muppets.

There's too much dick muppetry in this shindig, let's go get some boats n' hoes.

by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011

cock floppidry

The act of taking one's cock and flopping it onto an individual's forehead.

Guy: Hey baby, I'm the master of cock floppidry.
Girl: Slap that schwanz on my face!

by Meekrab1 December 8, 2011

dickmop handle

The handle of a dickmop.

How's about getting your wife a dickmop handle?

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

bitchardry

A form of bitchness that involves the acts of camping, spawn camping, noob-tubing, modding, or any other form of exploitation on a multiplayer video game.

Acts of general nagging and complaining that are so excessive, it distracts one from what one is doing.

Quiet, bitchardry is afoot...

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

bitchardo

One who engages in acts of bitchardry.

A man sitting on a work-bench jacking his cock.

Jesus this bitchardo has been talking throughout the whole movie.

Look at that homeless guy being a bitchardo in the dog park.

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

schwanzjob

The act of topping a penis with sauerkraut and mustard, then proceeding to perform the act of fellatio.

Dude I just started dating this German bitch and she gave me a schwanzjob. That shit was intense.

by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011