dicklicka

A dicklicka is someone with a smooth tongue and juicy plump ass. Dicklickas are better known by the term “dick-licker”, popularized by 12 year olds who often get “time out” for flicking their bunghole matter at the substitute teacher with arm pit tits, and are the truest form of peen-gobbling hotties.

12 year old kid - Fred, have you seen the new sub? I bet she could gobble peen like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Fred (also 12) - Yeah, she’s got a juicy plump ass. One day we should grow up and be kind to the dicklickas instead of having demeaning discussions about their head-giving abilities during time out.

12 year old kid - You are so right, Fred.

Fred - I would motorboat those hooters.

12 year old kid - same

dicklicka by Dick’ns June 14, 2023

dickdickout 

The opposite of assassin.

The assassin kills people but the dickdickout revives people like medics in video games.

dickdickout by anonymous November 6, 2020

Dicklick in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Well we’re still waiting for the Dicklick in Chief to make a comment on the murder of George Floyd by the Minneapolis PD.

Dicklick in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

Dickwicker 

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.

Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."

Dickwicker by Coombsie Von Mallen June 12, 2011

dickmick 

A whore who loves sucking dick.

Awww yeah that dickmick sucked me hard last night!

dickmick by Joost1n March 2, 2017

dicklich 

The act of thrusting one's dick into the throat of a chocking female with the intent of dislodging an obstruction that is chocking her.

Dude, last night at dinner Sally started chocking on the steak she was eating. I reacted quickly, by jumping up from the table and performing the dicklich on her. As a reward for saving her life, she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had.

dicklich by Dirk Diggler 6969 May 9, 2017

dickjackathon

A marathon of masturbation, usually resulting in several hours of non stop meat beating.

Dude! Last night I finally bought a PornHub account and had a dickjackathon.

dickjackathon by Chief Big-Dick Supreme October 31, 2017