dickgrass

some one that is such an asshole that they are below dick head (literaly) the "grass" refers to hair below the penis

"gigs is such a dickgrass"

by Sithin November 12, 2007

Dickgrass

pubes
mow the lawn

Bitch: Wheres your dick? All i see is a dickgrass down there!
Carl: Bitch, my lawn won't mow it self.

by TwerkingSlothFetus November 26, 2014

Dickpressed

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

by Sargonnas January 4, 2018

dickasshat

He's a bitch ass gay kid named Aiden that goes to my school. He's a huge dick and an asshat so we just call him "dickasshat"

Aiden: emo looking ass hangs out with a blonde lookin ass stupid fucker lookin ass (an actual quote from him to show his stupidity)

Me: Aiden is such a dickasshat

Aiden: *walks by*

Me and my friend: dickasshat

by IhateAiden January 30, 2017

dickpressed

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

by anailyak June 16, 2016

dickpression

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

Dickass

One whose social presence gives everyone around them an uncomfortable and painful feeling similar a dick in their ass.

"Man, Brian is such a dickass, he's rude and inconsiderate to everyone he knows. Having him around is about as bad as getting a dick in the ass. We shouldn't hang out with him anymore."

by Thrash Zoo March 29, 2009