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dickwickian

The characterization assigned to members of the male gender in the species Homo Sapiens that are endowed with a big, fat DICK. Among the most frequent signs and symptoms of dickwickian syndrome are: unusually frequent zipper replacement, protrusion of trousers in the groinal area, inability to sit crossed legged without severe pain, inability to administer anal sex without severe pain/bleeding, inability to avoid penicular contact with lavatory porcelain while sitting, and blindness. As always, see your doctor if you have excessive soreness or aching glandulage, or if you have an erection lasting more than three hours.
His genitalia had been revered as absolutely dickwickian in nature.
by Master of PAIN! July 9, 2014
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Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.
Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!
by Dezrespect May 12, 2007
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dicktician

A strategic master of the penis, dicking, dickery, fuckery, and a consummate cocksmith.
I got dicked by a genius dicktician, there was nothing I could do.
I banged her like a dicktician and she couldn't walk straight for a week.
by Bad Luck May 29, 2017
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dickgician

A person who is extremely talented at deep throat.
Bitch over here swallowing meatswords like a god damn Dickgician.....
by Heathan King November 21, 2016
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1) The response you recieve if you call my dad a bitch.
2) The perfect way to describe Kolton(Kole) Tillett also known as Bakon the dumbfuck.
Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore
"Kole you are a goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard"or to a female: I can't believe you slept with my man you goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit skank ass whore"
by BitchesAintSnitches June 1, 2022
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dicklicking

Man i really wanna go do some dicklicking with jann
by Jann_lover-69 April 30, 2016
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dicklickingsonofagun

a stupid fucking queer that follows people around and kisses ass and licks dicks!!!
Linsey Taylor is a dicklickingsonofagun!
by LiLB March 24, 2005
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