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dickwickian 

The characterization assigned to members of the male gender in the species Homo Sapiens that are endowed with a big, fat DICK. Among the most frequent signs and symptoms of dickwickian syndrome are: unusually frequent zipper replacement, protrusion of trousers in the groinal area, inability to sit crossed legged without severe pain, inability to administer anal sex without severe pain/bleeding, inability to avoid penicular contact with lavatory porcelain while sitting, and blindness. As always, see your doctor if you have excessive soreness or aching glandulage, or if you have an erection lasting more than three hours.
His genitalia had been revered as absolutely dickwickian in nature.
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Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame 

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.
Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!

dicktician 

A strategic master of the penis, dicking, dickery, fuckery, and a consummate cocksmith.
I got dicked by a genius dicktician, there was nothing I could do.
I banged her like a dicktician and she couldn't walk straight for a week.
dicktician by Bad Luck May 29, 2017

dickgician 

A person who is extremely talented at deep throat.
Bitch over here swallowing meatswords like a god damn Dickgician.....
dickgician by Heathan King November 21, 2016

goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard 

1) The response you recieve if you call my dad a bitch.
2) The perfect way to describe Kolton(Kole) Tillett also known as Bakon the dumbfuck.
Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore
"Kole you are a goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard"or to a female: I can't believe you slept with my man you goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit skank ass whore"

dicklicking 

Man i really wanna go do some dicklicking with jann
dicklicking by Jann_lover-69 April 30, 2016

dicklickingsonofagun 

a stupid fucking queer that follows people around and kisses ass and licks dicks!!!
Linsey Taylor is a dicklickingsonofagun!
dicklickingsonofagun by LiLB March 24, 2005