fritter

Fried dough, typically fruit filled. Can be classified as a fried pie or a turnover.

Fritters, also known as fried pies, are amazing.

by Amy Belaus December 12, 2007

fritter

to totally freak out, to panic, to speak in strange tongues out of stress/fear/anxiety

"Whoa, Darcy, did you hear that guy? He was totally frittering out."

by hug_a_musician January 29, 2009

fritter

a newly coined term for lazy, stupid, white people.

Man, look at all these crazy fritters here at the fair...and there's a lot of deep fried stuff to eat too.

by mr. whitey October 15, 2012

fritter

pussy The most desirable place on a whore...

ok now who would like to have a bite of nancy's nice hot fritter?

by me..... February 27, 2004

fritter

1.A real dense and and slow witted female that tries to act much too mischievous for there own good and troll while always getting caught in the act on a online forum.

2. A young southern racist white woman that likes black men or dildos almost to the point of obsession. The ultimate Oxymoron

1. She tried to troll me man but she is a fritter, always misspelled the same words and is from the same city....

Yeah man she frittered us for sure....LAWLZ

2. You see Becky just hounding those black guys over there in front of her cousins from Arkansas?
Yeah she is fritter for sure cause they are white power movement!!

by The FrizZz January 12, 2011

frittering

spazing out due to maximum frustration or uber meth smoking symptoms include erratic behavior, wide eyes, shaking , and rapid placement of lounge furniture.

Joe was frittering out after a hard night on it......

gaz started to convulse due to his frittering that night....

by doughboi12345 August 7, 2012

Fritterness

Used to let it be know that you wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

Scott: "Hey HOMO, you can't climb that mountain!"
Jeremy: "WOOOOW. Yes I can, I have fritterness.

by FixIns June 11, 2010