dickfoon 

One who unwittingly demonstrates buffoonery while attempting to achieve or perform aggressive or manipulative dickishness.

Don't be a mere dickfoon.

dickfoon by Labradactyl March 3, 2016

dickfornuts 

1.person who has a penis where his testicles should be
2.insult - word used interchangably with toolbag

That Kelly Kaiser sure is a dickfornuts.

dickfornuts by ba all the way November 10, 2004

dickfoot

1) a useless asshole that has very few friends
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another

1) "fuck you dickfoot! nobody wants you here"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"

dickfoot by Felix Raydin January 13, 2009

Dickfoot

There is only one known Dickfoot in existence. As a result of an unsuccessful science experiment, a hybrid between a human dick and foot was created (the balls are also attached). It lives, breathes, and is most notorious for its rabid, disgusting smell. If you happen to come across this horrid mutation, follow these steps:

1. Light a match (it smells).
2. Poor gasoline all around you.
3. Throw the match on the gasoline.
4. Run like hell.

Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.

oh god, it smells like dickfoot in here...

Dickfoot by bukbukake May 29, 2009

Dickfooding 

Dickfooding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a dickfooder in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person.

Look at this dumbass he always dickfooding.

Nahhh the dickfooding is Crazy.

Dickfooding by ElFanum December 19, 2022

Dickpoon 

Another word for a transvestite or a he/she sex changed person. This can also apply to anyone who just looks questionable.

Did you check out all those dickpoons at that club last night?

Dickpoon by D-Poozle October 23, 2008

dickfooting 

The act of quietly screwing someone over from behind the scenes.

Man, they have been completely dickfooting you the whole time.

dickfooting by SteveFox December 13, 2018