dickfoon

One who unwittingly demonstrates buffoonery while attempting to achieve or perform aggressive or manipulative dickishness.

Don't be a mere dickfoon.

by Labradactyl March 3, 2016

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dickfornuts

1.person who has a penis where his testicles should be
2.insult - word used interchangably with toolbag

That Kelly Kaiser sure is a dickfornuts.

by ba all the way November 10, 2004

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dickfoot

1) a useless asshole that has very few friends
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another

1) "fuck you dickfoot! nobody wants you here"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"

by Felix Raydin January 13, 2009

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There is only one known Dickfoot in existence. As a result of an unsuccessful science experiment, a hybrid between a human dick and foot was created (the balls are also attached). It lives, breathes, and is most notorious for its rabid, disgusting smell. If you happen to come across this horrid mutation, follow these steps:

1. Light a match (it smells).
2. Poor gasoline all around you.
3. Throw the match on the gasoline.
4. Run like hell.

Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.

oh god, it smells like dickfoot in here...

by bukbukake May 29, 2009

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Dickfooding

Dickfooding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a dickfooder in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person.

Look at this dumbass he always dickfooding.

Nahhh the dickfooding is Crazy.

by ElFanum December 19, 2022

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