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john dickenson 

A random mf that was supposed to baby sit his friend's child and ended up killing both of them.
Mary: "Hey! Where are my children"
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."

Dickenbocker

Noun: A total dick.

A dickenbocker excels in such talents as cutting you off on the highway, disrespecting your friends, walking away while you ask a question, or trying to steal your credit card number. It is customary to elect a Dickenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England a dickenbocker is sometimes referred to as a dickerbocker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Summieren Sie Dikkenbaachūr"
That dude just spilled his beer all over me and didn't say anything. What a dickenbocker.
Dickenbocker by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009

Dicken Pox 

Red dots that appear above the penis after being shaved and cared for improperly.
"Yo I forgot to run my dick and surrouding under cold water and moisturize after! Now I have the Dicken Pox!!!"
Dicken Pox by Koan January 26, 2015

Small Dickensons 

A disease of the male genitalia were the penis is extremely small or miniscuole.
Gee Reg told Cipz he has small dickensons , The doctor told his patient he has a severe case of small dickensons.
Small Dickensons by Greg aka Gee Reg December 14, 2008
Very powerful. Usually the last name of a genius. He/she is great in bed, and gets all the guys/girls. Intelligent and unique. Good looking, just doesn't realize it. Kind and will eventually find the right one.
Damn! Wish I was a Dickenson.
dickenson by Jill Boland December 25, 2016

Dickenhouse 

Dickenhouse - Someone who is acting like a complete ass.

Dickenhouser- Someone who is a complete ass.
"Dude, you just made yourself look like a damn dickenhouse."

"Damn dude, he's such a dickenhouser."
Dickenhouse by alex moore. (eggs) September 29, 2008
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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