dickaplin

to discipline a woman by slaping her in the face with your penis, usually done during sexual intercourse

That's in woman, get over here so I can dickaplin ya!

by Drache Von Stahl July 10, 2003

dickaliny

I got a big ass dickaliny.

I got slapped across my face with no hand that was dickaliny

by j pin 24 May 26, 2016

Dickballing

To misbehave or fool around

“Ashley! Stop dickballing around!”

D. Sherlock.

by J C S Newin October 13, 2018

Dickaplegic

(Dick-uh-puh-lee-jik) n. 1. One who suffers from paralysis of the penis.

2. Dude with a broken dick.

3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.

Spank "Man dude, if she keeps riding me like this I'm gonna be a dickaplegic!"

Cooper "Hahahahaha"

Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"

Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"







Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"

Dick "my bad"

by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009

Dickalingus

Playing the skin flute like a pro

Performing fellatio like its a language of love

Polite way of saying blowjob

Opposite of Cunnilingus

Jessica does dickalingus like a second language

by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

dickling

one who has a small penis
or baby penis

a baby duck is small so it is a duckling
a baby penis is small so it is a dickling

what an ugly dickling in your ugly goodwill pants

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

dickalingus

Blowjob Cock Sucking Headjob

Jessica knows dickalingus its like a second language

by sambomac84 January 16, 2015