dickaplin
to discipline a woman by slaping her in the face with your penis, usually done during sexual intercourse
dickaplin by Drache Von Stahl July 10, 2003
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Dickaplegic
(Dick-uh-puh-lee-jik) n. 1. One who suffers from paralysis of the penis.
2. Dude with a broken dick.
3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.
2. Dude with a broken dick.
3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.
Spank "Man dude, if she keeps riding me like this I'm gonna be a dickaplegic!"
Cooper "Hahahahaha"
Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"
Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"
Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"
Dick "my bad"
Cooper "Hahahahaha"
Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"
Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"
Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"
Dick "my bad"
Dickaplegic by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009
Dickalingus
Playing the skin flute like a pro
Performing fellatio like its a language of love
Polite way of saying blowjob
Opposite of Cunnilingus
Performing fellatio like its a language of love
Polite way of saying blowjob
Opposite of Cunnilingus
Dickalingus by sambomac84 January 16, 2015
dickling
one who has a small penis
or baby penis
a baby duck is small so it is a duckling
a baby penis is small so it is a dickling
or baby penis
a baby duck is small so it is a duckling
a baby penis is small so it is a dickling
dickling by Monkey Man April 7, 2003
dickalingus
dickalingus by sambomac84 January 16, 2015
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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