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dick-swatter

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it
i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.
by jossssselyn July 21, 2009
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Dick Swatter

A large wooden mallet used for the crushing of the penis and/or balls
My wife used the dick swatter on me last night. I came so fast.
by ObamasBestFriend September 17, 2023
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