dick-a-boo

The sexual version of the widely popular childhood game, "peek-a-boo".

Dick-a-boo involves at least two participants, male or female. Simply, this is

when you tease your partner(s) with your midsection by having them stare towards

the direction of your genitals and say "dick" shortly before you quickly, but

cautiously, unzip your pants and allow your erection to penetrate the opening of

your pants and startle your partner. This sexual game is not recommended for

males with a below average sized penis, as the startle factor greatly reduces

with penis size.

Although Barbie and Ken played dick-a-boo before the commercial shoot, Barbie

was able to maintain her composure after being startled by Ken's enormous

plastic erection bursting through the opening of his unzipped pants.

dick-a-boo by Richard A. Boo March 13, 2010

tomboy with a dick and no boobs 

Effectively a male with two x chromosomes.

Ritcherd strawmann - hey bro I wanna fuck a tomboy with a dick and no boobs, is that gay?
Gaven thinliyvailemioppuinun - biologically it's not gay, however in every other conceivable way it definitely is.
Ritcherd strawmann - k

tomboy with a dick and no boobs by STABBINGMYEYESOUTWITHASPOON December 20, 2022

Booty on a dick

1. A thoroughly contemptible,
detestable person.
2. A person who is mean, disagreeable or annoying (also known as a BASTARD) in any way, shape or form.

Booty on a dick by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 23, 2003

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Dickaboo 

When one's penis pokes through the hole in their underwear.

I removed my pants after a long day and there it was, my penis, playing dickaboo with me.

Dickaboo by theDean_27 October 31, 2018