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1. The dumbest person you know. Someone who makes stupid mistakes, and has "dumb blonde" characteristics.

2. D.A.L. is also a secret organization of only the highest ranking selection of "dick-a-licks". Goes under the code-name: Defends all losers.

Chody: Yeah, I got a 21 on the ACT, that thing was so hard

D.A.L. member: I could take a shit on the test and get a better ACT score than that, dick-a-lick!

Person 1: I think three rights... make a wrong

Person 2: Three rights make a left and you're a dick-a-lick...

dick-a-lick by The Human Centicorn January 1, 2012

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lick a dick

translates as 'thank you for your opinion but your input is no longer required'

1st "I reckon George Bush is a really great guy"
2nd "Go lick a dick."

lick a dick by Striker June 25, 2004

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Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th

A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.

Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.

Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th by "Underpants kid" April 9, 2020

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lick a dick

As my favorite insult, it means shut up and go give sum one head you ho

Guy:you bitch!
Gurl:Go lick a dick!

lick a dick by TooF PiC August 1, 2004

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lick a dick

an insulting way to say to a smut go give sum one head.

lick a dick bitch.

lick a dick by Toof Pic June 25, 2004

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lick a dick up untill you hiccup!

Means Fuck off!

If you don't like my cooking you can lick a dick up untill you hiccup!!

lick a dick up untill you hiccup! by MrsWily December 17, 2017

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lick-a-dick

to qulicky give a blow job like in a public restroom and in a pubic place.

dude yeaster day my girl gave me a lick-a-dick.

lick-a-dick by the guy that wrote this shit February 17, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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