dick toucher

A person who has s serial tendency to touch penis.

So what I fucked your girlfriend, what are you gonna do about it dick toucher.

by Jimmy Mac 33 January 22, 2007

Dick Toucher

A person who touches dicks.

Person 1: Hi.
Person 2: Dick toucher
Person 1: Oh
Martin: Did you feel the heat, cause you just got BURNED!

by dicktouchinginc November 4, 2012

Dirty dick toucher

A siko that hangs out in public spaces, hoping to see something to touch his dick over.

That dirty dick toucher needs to get hit with sticky seeds...

by Catanablade August 6, 2020

getting your dick touched

Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.

Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.

Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.

by TimboG April 30, 2006

dinktoucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dinktoucher

by Timmay January 16, 2005