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Dick Thirsty 

A girl who can't seem to get enough D. The 2015 version of a S.L.U.T
BLANK can't leave the bars/Walmart/gas station with out seeing at least 5 guys she has slept with...she's dick thirsty.
Dick Thirsty by Brittelizabeth2 November 16, 2015

thirsty dick

when one's penis is thirsting vaginal secretions. lack of sexual contact for a dick! Unicorn sex.
n00bs often get thirsty dicks.
i jizzed in my pants when i got a thirsty dick.
thirsty dick by Ethann00b1 February 1, 2009

you thirsty for dick 

U want dick u need it eat it swallow it u just love dick
Lucy: I'm so thirsty
Eli: you thirsty for dick

Dick thirty

dickthirty is the time at which no human being should be up. dickthirty is generally any time before 5. waking up at dick thirty is normally characterized by bloodshot eyes, questioning your mental standing, and but not limited to non-stop pounding on the nearest snooze button
man my shift starts at 5 AM, I better start my alarm clock for dick thirty
Dick thirty by Daxter286 November 25, 2011

dick thirty

from the latin; approximately thirty minutes after the point where you realize that you have had more to drink than thought humanly possible, and your genitalia makes an unexpected but welcome appearance.
"put your dick away!"
"but dont you know what time it is?"
dick thirty by jason June 14, 2004

Dick-thirty 

The time of the day when you need to get laid and it is absolutely necessary to have sex
I'm getting tired of just talking about it. Time to take your clothes of because its dick-thirty.
Dick-thirty by givdoggy dog March 23, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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