dick sucks 

when something is really good, in comparison to getting head, which is very positive

that macaroni and cheese was dick sucks, go try some.

dick sucks by Dick_Head December 11, 2010

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow 

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow by ed the Word September 15, 2009

school fucking sucks dick 

fucking shit school and no one likes it lol

john- hey what's up school fucking sucks dick aye

doe- yea fuck school it can suck my fucking dick 😭😭

school fucking sucks dick by your local grocery store September 21, 2023

cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money 

filth whore, dirty cunt, reference to a twat that lives in the fairfield area.. has BPD and the cookie monster googling EYE

Brittany P DV is the worlds biggest fattest nastiest ugliest cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money

cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money by LouieFuckinD February 28, 2008

mom sucks dick 

It means to that your mom suck a friends or mans dick

"Your mom sucks dick all day long hard and fast

mom sucks dick by The person who's cool March 28, 2017

sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday 

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.

Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.

sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday by Scott Likes Scotch May 24, 2008

michael sucks dick 

my friend michael sucks alot of dick for example yesterday i found him sucking my boyfriends dick while beating down the bobus

michael your such a dick sucker with all that cum on your face

michael: I nkew michael sucks dick

michael sucks dick by dicksucker1234414 April 30, 2022