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Dick Sampler 

Someone who sucks an assortment of dicks to arrive at the best deal.

Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.
He betrayed his mentor for better business opportunities, he's such a dick sampler.

OMG, she went through the entire football team, she's such a dick sampler.
Dick Sampler by Redneckisdx May 11, 2019

Dickstamp 

A Dickstamp is just a common insult coined by Jonathan S. that is thrown into the group of insults such as Shitstain, Asswipe, etc... It is basically just a nonsense word that sounds offensive, and used alot while driving, and you are un-happy with surrounding drivers.
"That Dickstamp just cut me off!!!"
Dickstamp by WiL S. (BoNe) August 6, 2007

dickstapating 

The feeling of being soo horny and your penis is constipating on over due sperm that has overloaded the storage space and seeking an exit from the body prior to bursting
This celibate bullshit my girlfriend put me through for the past months got me dickstapating dude, I feel like a human stuck to two balls of sperm
dickstapating by Maknoni January 24, 2018

dickstomp 

where somebody's penis gets stepped on.
my friend got dickstomped the other day and he is still crying... like a little bitch.
dickstomp by Stompy McDick May 3, 2008

dickstamp 

when a "higher up" in an organization has to change a memo or idea simply to mark his territory.
We just got revisions back from the client and they have a ton of changes. Every asshole over there has to put his dickstamp on every goddamn thing we do.
dickstamp by BaM Creative March 18, 2011

Dickstapation

A side effect of certain antidepresents that results in a failure to ejaculate.
As a result of his medication he (nine tips) suffered with dickstapation.