dick spuds 

like genital warts, but HUGE. despite the name, not suitable for consumption.

Bob: Hey Joe, the STD clicnic called, you have crotch warts.
Joe: Dammit, not again.
Bob: could be worse, Mike's have actually turned into dick spuds.

dick spuds by fatmandoo April 4, 2010

dickspud 

a ginger midget that has a strong irish accent and happens to be a Nazi.

woa! looks at that dickspud!

dickspud by dickspud October 17, 2018

dickspulsion 

When you try to go pee but your dick explodes

Mom, I had a Dickspulsion in the bathroom!

dickspulsion by Singadopals October 31, 2020

dickspulsion 

When you try to go pee but your dick explodes

Mom, I had a Dickspulsion in the bathroom!

dickspulsion by Singadopals October 31, 2020