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dickspulsion 

When you try to go pee but your dick explodes
Mom, I had a Dickspulsion in the bathroom!
dickspulsion by Singadopals October 31, 2020

Dickscussion 

Any conversation relating or pertaining to, the male genitalia.
"Yeah my right ball hangs lower and is smaller, what about you?"
"For me it's my left hangs lower but right is smaller"
"Good dickscussion bro"
"You too bro"
Dickscussion by MortifiedPenguin7 January 30, 2022

dicksplosion 

When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.
As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.
dicksplosion by CoolBeansDude August 12, 2008

dickscussion 

A theological discussion between a man and a woman which truns into the man comming out on top. 'Oh God! Yes! Oh God, please! ...'
Me: We had a nice long discussion about religion last night.

Friend: Oh, you mean a dickscussion
dickscussion by capngrumpy December 16, 2005

dicksplosion 

When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.
As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.
dicksplosion by CoolBeansMan August 8, 2008

Dickscursion 

Half Dick Appointment and half out looking for dick.
“Where were you last night? On a dickscursion… took me like 2 hours to get to their place!” or “I'm going out bar hopping on a dickscursion! Wish me luck!”.
Dickscursion by BC Says August 22, 2022
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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