dickspulsion

When you try to go pee but your dick explodes

Mom, I had a Dickspulsion in the bathroom!

by Singadopals October 31, 2020

dickspulsion

When you try to go pee but your dick explodes

Mom, I had a Dickspulsion in the bathroom!

by Singadopals October 31, 2020

Dickscussion

Any conversation relating or pertaining to, the male genitalia.

"Yeah my right ball hangs lower and is smaller, what about you?"
"For me it's my left hangs lower but right is smaller"
"Good dickscussion bro"
"You too bro"

by MortifiedPenguin7 January 30, 2022

dicksplosion

When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.

As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.

by CoolBeansDude August 12, 2008

dickscussion

A theological discussion between a man and a woman which truns into the man comming out on top. 'Oh God! Yes! Oh God, please! ...'

Me: We had a nice long discussion about religion last night.

Friend: Oh, you mean a dickscussion

by capngrumpy December 16, 2005

dicksplosion

When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.

As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.

by CoolBeansMan August 8, 2008

Dickscursion

Half Dick Appointment and half out looking for dick.

“Where were you last night? On a dickscursion… took me like 2 hours to get to their place!” or “I'm going out bar hopping on a dickscursion! Wish me luck!”.

by BC Says August 22, 2022