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dickspiders
Hair which either grows generally in groups and is evident along the upper shaft of a penis and can cause discomfort during sexual interactions.
Nicky had to stop fucking John because John's plague of dickspiders were irritating her twat.
Merv aka "The Cactai" was handed his nickname due to the appearance of his erect penis with an excessive amount of dickspiders.
Murray was scared to shower in the changerooms after the footy due to the boys ribbing him about his dickspider epidemic.
Merv aka "The Cactai" was handed his nickname due to the appearance of his erect penis with an excessive amount of dickspiders.
Murray was scared to shower in the changerooms after the footy due to the boys ribbing him about his dickspider epidemic.
dickspiders by whitto April 9, 2008
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Domestic Dickspute
When a girl is getting dicked down so hard, her yelling makes the neighbors think they should call the authorities.
I heard my neighbor, Jennifer, screaming like a banshee late last night, but I think she and her boyfriend were just having another domestic dickspute.
Domestic Dickspute by jammyshallots June 8, 2023
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