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dickspud

a ginger midget that has a strong irish accent and happens to be a Nazi.
woa! looks at that dickspud!
by dickspud October 17, 2018
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dickspiders

Hair which either grows generally in groups and is evident along the upper shaft of a penis and can cause discomfort during sexual interactions.
Nicky had to stop fucking John because John's plague of dickspiders were irritating her twat.

Merv aka "The Cactai" was handed his nickname due to the appearance of his erect penis with an excessive amount of dickspiders.

Murray was scared to shower in the changerooms after the footy due to the boys ribbing him about his dickspider epidemic.
by whitto April 9, 2008
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dickspulsion

When you try to go pee but your dick explodes
Mom, I had a Dickspulsion in the bathroom!
by Singadopals October 31, 2020
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dickspulsion

When you try to go pee but your dick explodes
Mom, I had a Dickspulsion in the bathroom!
by Singadopals October 31, 2020
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Domestic Dickspute

When a girl is getting dicked down so hard, her yelling makes the neighbors think they should call the authorities.
I heard my neighbor, Jennifer, screaming like a banshee late last night, but I think she and her boyfriend were just having another domestic dickspute.
by jammyshallots June 8, 2023
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