Definitions by fatmandoo

dick spuds 

like genital warts, but HUGE. despite the name, not suitable for consumption.

Bob: Hey Joe, the STD clicnic called, you have crotch warts.
Joe: Dammit, not again.
Bob: could be worse, Mike's have actually turned into dick spuds.

dick spuds by fatmandoo April 4, 2010