dick splitter

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.

I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.

by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

Dick Splatter

When engaging in rough sex and the male pulls his dick out if the girls pussy and splatters cum all over the girls face.

Dude that girl I fucked last night was so good that I dick splattered all over her face.

by dickslapper0989 April 18, 2017

Dick Splatter

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table

Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey

by iamatreetree August 13, 2017

splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 6, 2008

splinter dick

A male to female sex swap.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.

by minges and all April 15, 2003