dick splitter

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.

I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.

dick splitter by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

Dick Splinter by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

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Dick Splatter

When engaging in rough sex and the male pulls his dick out if the girls pussy and splatters cum all over the girls face.

Dude that girl I fucked last night was so good that I dick splattered all over her face.

Dick Splatter by dickslapper0989 April 18, 2017

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Dick Splatter

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table

Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey

Dick Splatter by iamatreetree August 13, 2017

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splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

splinter dick by violethaze August 6, 2008

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splinter dick

A male to female sex swap.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.

splinter dick by minges and all April 15, 2003

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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